A NY Schoolteacher is suing her district because she was allegedly teaching witchcraft to her students.

I’m sure there’s more to this story, and of course there’s the “they removed Goosebumps and Harry Potter from the curriculum” angle.

Of course, the best thing to do to test if she is a witch can be found from the following list.

1) See if she floats in water, just like Churches.

2) Build a bridge out of her.

3) See if she weighs the same as a duck.