I kid you not.

“‘Barack Obama supports teaching sex education to kindergarteners,’” said Obama mimicking Keyes’ distinctive style of speech. “Which — I didn’t know what to tell him (laughter).”

“But it’s the right thing to do,” Obama continued, “to provide age-appropriate sex education, science-based sex education in schools.”

Let’s teach them molecular and cell biology, as well as some genetics. It’s the right thing to do.

So, little Johnny, what did you learn in kindergarten today? “We did some fingerpainting, then it was story time. I drank milk, ate graham crackers, played outside, and learned about multiple orgasms.”

Seriously. Do we really need to be teaching sex ed to kindergartners? Is there no respect for innocence these days? Barak, the right thing to do would be to try and de-emphasize the obsession with sex this culture has, not teach little kids all about the birds and the bees.

As a parent, if I found out my 5 year old daughter was learning sex-ed at kindergarten, I’d flip a lid. I’d go down and punch someone in the face. Let’s not have 1st graders dressing like Bratz with ass-tattoos, ok? Keep the sex-ed where it belongs– in high school.