Archive for the 'Humor' Category



01
Apr

Baraka Obama

I just had to see if any people had done a parody of Barack Obama with the Mortal Combat fighter Baraka, the guy with swords in his arms.

Well, I wasn’t the only one.  There are two video mashups on YouTube.  Here’s the links:

The good one.

The bad one.  (Although it’s got the Mortal Kombat theme, which, of course, is awesome.)

Both have Barack giving the ol’ “Fatality” to Hillary.

Well, here’s my contribution to web “fan” art.  I present, Baraka Obama!

Baraka Obama
You know, if he cuts off McCain’s head during the debate, I’m sure he’ll get a bump in the polls.  And once he gets arrested, Gore can take over and run to the White House unopposed!

16
Nov

My first dedication

And it comes from Willy over at Lose Tn Canon. Oops, did I misspell the name?

I love the picture.  So perfect an illustration of Willy’s endearing nuttiness.

WARNING: The link has profanity.

And it all stems from our little comment war on this post.

06
Nov

Quote of the Day

From tonight’s “House”:

House:  I know how to kill a man with my thumb!

Cuddy:  Who doesn’t!? 

17
Sep

Ron Paul Theme Song!

Ron Paul’s co-opted “New York, New York” for his campaign. I’ve got a better song with new improved lyrics! Take it away, BOC!

**********************

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the GOP credibility down

Helpless people on Fox & Friends
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He watches “Loose Change” and doesn’t back down
As his goons spam polls to give him the internet crown

Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go Ron Paul, yeah
Oh no, there goes ‘Conspirio’
Go go Ron Paul, yeah

Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Ron ポールは別のインターネットの投票に勝った!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!

Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go Ron Paul, yeah
Oh no, there goes ‘Conspirio’
Go go godzilla, yeah

History shows again and again
How wacky loners mess up nominations
Ron Paul!

19
Jul

Iowahawk in ‘08

Looks like his campaign is picking up steam. If he does get elected, well, I’ll just have to push my bid for President until 2016. Then I can trounce Jeff Goldstein in the primary and roll into the Presidency to construct the National Monument to the Ho-Ho Snack Cake.

Here’s my bumper sticker supporting Burge:

19
Jul

Something scary in Dallas

It’s something that makes you think:

Police are still taking inventory of all the weapons seized. Among those discovered were two AK-47 rifles, an Uzi 9 millimeter submachine gun, a TEC-9 submachine gun, a 40 millimeter ordnance launcher, a handheld ordnance launcher, and about 500 rounds of ammunition.

The tenet left during the police search and hasn’t been seen since.

Authorities tell us the tenant travels to the Middle East frequently and just returned from there this morning.

Well, the editor caught one of the misspellings, but missed the first “tenet”. It does make the story very amusing, though, in a weird sort of way. Let me substitute the definition.

The a religious doctrine that is proclaimed as true without proof left during the police search and hasn’t been seen since.

Some days I wish I had an editor. And other days, I drink wine!

17
Jul

Jon Lovitz, Ultimate Fighting Champion

Well, he beat up Andy Dick. And from what I’ve heard, he deserved it for uttering something truly evil about Phil Hartman, one of my all-time favorite comedic actors for what he did off the set as much as on the set.

Can we lock up Andy Dick now?

15
Jul

Indy Doing His Own Stunts

It’s true. Harrison Ford is doing his own stunts in the latest Indiana Jones movie.

The action star, who first introduced the fedora-wearing, bullwhip-cracking Indiana Jones in the 1981 classic “Raiders of the Lost Ark,” is actually doing many of his own stunts in the latest film.

“He’s doing them, he just has a few more ice packs and a few more massages,” Kennedy said.

“And a lot of Celebrex,” producer Frank Marshall added.

Stunts Ford will be doing in this movie:

  • Shouting at the kids to “get off his lawn”
  • Standing in the 5:20 rush hour line at Luby’s
  • Playing a heart-stopping round of Duplicate Bridge
  • Sleeping through Larry King (will actually repeat this stunt on the Larry King show)
  • Voting
  • Complaining about it being too hot and too cold, all at the same time

And the biggest stunt he’s doing on the set?

  • Pretending to actually be attracted to Callista Flockheart
13
Jul

Running with the Bulls

The latest from Spain– two brothers from California are gored by the same bull. WARNING: Graphic content. Hey, it’s people getting chased by bulls– what do you think will be on the link?

It was like the bull knew……

12
Jul

Chewbacca Molests Marilyn Monroe

And you think I was making this up?

On Sunday, a Marilyn Monroe lookalike called the cops on a Chewbacca character, reports and Elmo say.

Officers took a battery complaint from a Monroe impersonator Sunday at the Hollywood & Highland Center, the outdoor Hollywood mall that serves as home base for the Oscars, Los Angeles Police Officer April Harding said Monday.

The woman, whose name police declined to reveal, alleged someone touched her on her right shoulder “without her permission,” Harding said.

Elmo thinks Marilyn is full of s***. Hehehehe. What do you think Mr. Noodle?

He said he believed the Monroe became incensed at the Chewbacca after some tourists told her she was the worst Marilyn Monroe they’d ever seen.

“She went and accused Chewbacca of sending those people over there to say that,” Harper said.

If you’ve seen these impersonators, some are good. And some are, well, people dressed up as Marilyn Monroe. Seriously, can we stop people from dressing up as Marilyn? Wherever you go, there’s a Marilyn Monroe impersonator. At least Elvis Imp’s can sing. There was one at a 4th of July parade who sang with a broken ukelale. That was awesome. But how many times do we have to hear “Happy Birthday, Mister President?” For crying out loud, it’s the freakin’ Birthday Song! And it’s sang all “sexy”. That’s not sexy. That’s someone doped out of their minds fantasizing about JFK.

But I think Elmo might be wrong here.

The Hollywood Boulevard characters were in the news in February when one of their members�a Chewbacca, again�was arrested for allegedly head-butting a tour guide. Harding said it was not known if Sunday’s incident and last winter’s featured any of the same players; according to Harper, it was the same Chewbacca.

And, according to Harper, it was the same bum rap.

If Chewie was really angry, as we all know, he would have just pulled his arms out of his sockets. Not a headbutt.




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