Rosie & TPIR?

I think it’s a sign of the Apocalypse.

A "Greener" Soda– Not What Gore Had In Mind

And, to tell you the truth, it’s not something I had in mind. EVER!

Japanese are staying cool as a cucumber this summer with “Pepsi Ice Cucumber” — a new soda based on the crisp green gourd.

The soft drink, which hit stores here on Tuesday, doesn’t actually have any cucumber in it — but has been artificially flavored to resemble “the refreshing taste of a fresh cucumber,” said Aya Takemoto, spokeswoman of Japan’s Pepsi distributor, Suntory Ltd.

“We wanted a flavor that makes people think of keeping cool in the summer heat,” Takemoto said. “We thought the cucumber was just perfect.”

Fundamental Truths of the Universe

People who organize to function in “naked” event, such as a “naked bike ride“, should, from an aesthetic viewpoint, never be naked in a public place.

There are photos. And they just drive the whole point home. Obviously, not safe for work. Or home. Or general ocular health.

This debuts my new category: UGH.