According to Mr. Pitt:
“Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able,” the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine’s October issue, on newsstands Sept. 19.
What a freakin’ cop-out. No, Brad, you’ll get married when Angelina tells you to.
Hint: It may be around the same time she starts wearing your blood around her neck in a vial.