So Hugo Chavez claims that he has an informant in the Bush White House who says that Bush wants to kill Chavez before the end of 2008.
How dare George Bush! Why would he target the peace-loving Hugo Chavez? Chavez has been… loud… No WMDs. No terrorists. Nothing other than calling him a crackpot dictator. And who other than a crackpot dictator would claim someone else was trying to kill him?
Oh, and the important part of the story is at the end, of course:
Chavez has floated the possibility of changing Venezuela’s constitution to allow indefinite re-election.
Dictator for life! How very Castro of him.