John Kerry Is A Rovian Puppet! I Have Proof!

This was taken earlier today by a photographer associated with the “Weekly World Press”:

That’s right, folks. Karl Rove’s Orbital Mind Control Lasers have latched on so hard to John Kerry’s brain that they actually made his hair catch on fire. It’s a laser-induced Aquanet Moment.

Just before his hair burst aflame, he made this video message, where he wouldn’t apologize for calling US troops uneducated, blamed the administration for making him eat his words, and proceeded to laud himself for “honoring” veterans (by ripping into them in testimony before congress and throwing somebody else’s ribbons over the White House fence).


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