Nicole Richie cited for DUI

When I first hear that Nicole Richie was busted for DUI, my initial thought was, “I bet it was a shot of Nyquil.” But, as it turns out, it was vicodin and pot. I wonder how much of a vicodin she has to take. 1/3? 1/8? I have to cut my claritin’s in half to give to my daughter, and that’s a whopping 5 mg.

Seriously, she weighs 85 lbs. I bet she could get a contact high driving past a Pink Floyd concert.


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