31
Jan
07

News to Scare the Pants Off Of You

Women: STOP HAVING BABIES! IT’S KILLING THEM!

In probably the strangest pick-up, Forbes is reporting that approximately 1/4 of all babies born naturally (not a C-Section) have tiny brain hemorrhages.

Brain hemorrhages! HOW HORRIBLE! FOR GOD’S SAKE WOMEN STOP GIVING BIRTH!

Then, after you’ve put the paper bag around your mouth and stopped hyperventilating, you realize that 25% of the population aren’t horribly stupid. In fact, they’re perfectly normal.

But the headline is out there. How many women are not going to run half-cocked to have C-Sections, a procedure that’s far more dangerous than vaginal birth (but is still relatively safe, statistically)?

It’s an interesting discovery from some radiologists. But it also illustrates the brain of the infant and how quickly it recovers from injury. They are relatively robust, the newborns.

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Katie Couric says the next 100 or so years are going to be horrible, climate-wise.

She must not read my blog.

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What’s this non-descript paper bag on my doorstep? A bomb? Antrhax? Little Al Queda? Osama Mini-Mes?

Nope– it’s a promotion by TBS!

Stupid people thinking they were bombs….


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