It’s going to come from Vegetarians & Vegans. And they’re going to make us feel bad for eating meat.
Why? Because humans have millions of domesticated animals all over the globe– animals like cows, pigs, chickens, dogs, cats and alpaca. What do these animals do? Why, they fart & poop and consume gigatons of vegetable mass. That’s important vegetable mass that could be used for high-CO2 recycling. In addition, the methane spewed from the waste functions of these animals, namely methane and CO2, have a higher impact of CO2 numbers than transportation and industry.
You won’t be totally green until you eat nothing but greens and your poop isn’t any color but green. Got it? If you still want to eat meat, why, you’re just a selfish Global Warming Denier. If we don’t change from our meat-eating ways, why, we’ll just be slowing down a CO2 level that’s already at the tipping point. Only if we turn our backs on industry, transportation that isn’t a bicycle, and eating domesticated red meat, only then will we be making a true impact on the carbon dioxide levels and cool the planet back down to it’s Little Ice Age numbers.
Because only then will Robert Kennedy, Jr. and Laurie David be able to fly their private jets to Glacier Nat’l Park and ski some gnarly glacier runs.