24
Apr
07

Sheryl Crow: It was a joke!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Or was it?

Here’s her famous TP blog:

Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, whose judgment I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, “how bout just washing the one square out.”

And here’s the next two paragraphs. Are these jokes too?

I also like the idea of not using paper napkins, which happen to be made from virgin wood and represent the height of wastefulness. I have designed a clothing line that has what’s called a “dining sleeve.” The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another “dining sleeve,” after usage. The design will offer the “diner” the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product. I think this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold.

This next idea I have been saving but I will share it with you if you promise not to steal it. It is my latest, very exciting idea for creating incentive for us all to minimize our own personal carbon footprints. It’s a reality show. (I feel pretty certain NO ONE has thought of this yet!). Here is the premise: the contest consists of 10 people who are competing for the top spot as the person who lives the “greenest” life. This will be reflected in the contestant’s home, his business, and his own personal living style. The winner of this challenging, prestigious, contest would receive what??…. a recording contract!!!!!

Are all of these jokes? I don’t see a “Just Kidding!” or a “If they weren’t so absurd…” or some kind of joke indicator. And she’d have been 18 days late for April Fools.

In fact, she didn’t say the “dining napkin” was a joke, or the reality show. So, were they all the same joke, or was it just the TP thing? Or are you just trying to save face because you decided to put ideas out there that were so absurd they were laughed at entirely, so you thought, “Yeah, it’s a joke– I’m really not that stupid. I’m a climatologist!”


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