07
Jun
07

I think this is actually how they come up with the pitches.

It’s the TV pitch generator! Which of these lists is fake, and which is coming in Fall 2008?

  • An olympic ice skater with a shopping problem opens a resort with a taste tester with a failed rap career. Stars Annie Potts and Charles Coburn. Genre: Comedy
  • A baker who works for the FBI betrays a farmer who wants to cure cancer. Stars Michael Ironside and Joan Collins. Genre: Drama
  • A ballroom dancer with an eating disorder must save the world with the help of a mime who won the lottery. Stars Drew Carey and Christopher Walken. Genre: Movie of the Week

Or:

  • Three cavemen are defrosted in Los Angeles try to adjust to modern living, Stars John Heard and Stephanie Limelin Genre: Comedy
  • A vampire detective must solve crimes while being hunted by his blood-sucking ex-wife. Starring Alex O’Laughlin and Rade Serbedjiza. Genre: Drama
  • Forty children are placed in a town for forty days to fend for themselves and make an ideal society. Genre: Reality

I’d actually watch the fake shows over the real shows anytime.

EDIT: I just got this one and it’s awesome.

  • A deputy prime minister who can’t read is trapped on an island with a geometry teacher who is a stripper. Stars Tara Reid and Christopher Lloyd. Genre: Action

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