It’s something that makes you think:
Police are still taking inventory of all the weapons seized. Among those discovered were two AK-47 rifles, an Uzi 9 millimeter submachine gun, a TEC-9 submachine gun, a 40 millimeter ordnance launcher, a handheld ordnance launcher, and about 500 rounds of ammunition.
The tenet left during the police search and hasn’t been seen since.
Authorities tell us the tenant travels to the Middle East frequently and just returned from there this morning.
Well, the editor caught one of the misspellings, but missed the first “tenet”. It does make the story very amusing, though, in a weird sort of way. Let me substitute the definition.
The a religious doctrine that is proclaimed as true without proof left during the police search and hasn’t been seen since.
Some days I wish I had an editor. And other days, I drink wine!