28
Mar
08

We Didn’t Land on the Moon

I’m a Moon Landing Denialist.  And a Nazi.  To some, it’s because I look like one (and they would be stereotyping nimwits).  But it’s Al Gore who’s calling me out on it.  He’s comparing those who challenge Anthropomorphic Global Warming (AGW) to those who think in conspiracies.

I find the connection hilarious.  Al Gore, who’s fat like me (but I look like a conservative), said on the upcoming broadcast of 60 Minutes that everyone believes in Global Warming is a small minority.  He’s saying this at the same time the computer models are failing and the temperature of the earth is plummeting.  Evidently, if everyone believes it, there’s no reason to make AGW films, or do a press tour on 60 Minutes, or buy ad time condemning you for being so wasteful.  Hey, we’re all on board, right?  Oh, except those of us who have problems with the “perponderance” of scientific evidence and the “consensus” of the IPCC (and all 5 of the climate scientists who signed amongst their hundreds of members).

It’s funny that the Left is so concerned with labeling people who don’t agree with them.  AGW nazis or denialists.  Fat conservatives.  White male misogynists.  Of course, I don’t resort to such stereotyping because it’s illogical– appearance doesn’t make the person.  But the Left seems to think so, and is happy to label people left and right, although you try and label them and all hell breaks loose.

How about you interview me, Leslie Stahl?  I’ll tell you all about the problems with the AGW theories.  I’ll debate Al Gore on the show.  And I’ll do it from the set of the Moon Landing.


7 Responses to “We Didn’t Land on the Moon”


  1. 1 William
    March 28, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    Mikey, How can you expect to get tenure?

    I know it is a characteristic of authoritarians to unconditionally and uncritically accept information that supports their views but…. not really good for a scientist.

    You cite Jennifer Marohasy??? A fellow of Melbourne-based CONSERVATIVE think tank??. Can’t you give us one “scientist” that isn’t on the take from a CONSERVATIVE thinktank? Is your argument so weak that you have you exclusively recruit your info from Rush Limbaugh land and believe it?. Who do you think believes their lies?

    You’re an excellent case in point that no matter how well educated one is in the sciences, the authoritarian/political mindset trumps reason and the ability to discern quality data that may interfere with an ingrained habitual response pattern. You need to do better Mikey.

  2. 2 docattheautopsy
    March 28, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    As opposed to the “independent” (read: liberal) think tanks that support AGW.

    But again, Willy attacks the source, not the data, because he doesn’t have any way to interpret his data. Instead he goes to a Hansen source, a man who’s models are so convoluted that nobody has been able to replicate his methodology– mainly because he doesn’t release his methodology.

    But, if you look at my citations, you’ll note that the data cited comes from the NOAA. Unless they’re somehow a conservative think tank now, too. Spin that one, Willy. Spin it like an old mandolin.

  3. 3 William
    March 28, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    Yes I did look at your citation, from it was the following statement:

    “The combined global land and ocean surface temperature was the 16th warmest on record for the December 2007-February 2008 period…”

    And based on this, you, a scientist deduces:

    ” temperature of the earth is plummeting”

    Nice Mikey. Ditto what I said above. (I obviously can’t read… must be because I’m a hypocrite).

  4. 4 docattheautopsy
    March 28, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    Willy, the temperature on the planet, as of the January readings, *is* plummeting. When the average temperature of the planet drops nearly 1/2 a degree F, it’s a HUGE change. Or a PLUMMET. Please be sure you read what you say you read and, more importantly, understand what it means in the grand scale of planetary warming.

    The AGW proponents state that the temperature of the Earth rose 1 degree F between 1900-2000. Well, in ONE YEAR the temperature variant shifted in the negative to counteract the global heating of nearly 100 years of “Greenhouse Effect”.

    If you could use that pea-brain of yours, you’d understand that this indicates that natural forcing factors can quickly overturn any possible manmade impact on the global temperatures. A few more strong La Ninas and we may end up with complete negation of temperature increases recorded from 1970-2000.

    And CO2 levels? Increasing. Steadily. From 2000-2008, while the average temperatures since 1998 have yet to be surpassed this century, indicating a plateau and possibly even a decline, if recent trends are sustained.

    But I’m speaking to nobody, as Willy won’t listen. I prove he’s a hypocrite again and again and he still motors on, believing I’m the most evil person on the planet. But hey, I’m not publishing personal information about others on my website.

  5. April 23, 2008 at 5:10 am

    You are full nazi cuz u look like one?

    fair dig!

    i was on the moon and its amazin , u havent , and i took the first dump on moon , on a car bonnet

  6. April 23, 2008 at 5:16 am

    Mikey, How can you expect to get tenure?

    I know it is a characteristic of authoritarians to unconditionally and uncritically accept information that supports their views but…. not really good for a scientist.

    You cite Jennifer Marohasy??? A fellow of Melbourne-based CONSERVATIVE think tank??. Can’t you give us one “scientist” that isn’t on the take from a CONSERVATIVE thinktank? Is your argument so weak that you have you exclusively recruit your info from Rush Limbaugh land and believe it?. Who do you think believes their lies?

    You’re an excellent case in point that no matter how well educated one is in the sciences, the authoritarian/political mindset trumps reason and the ability to discern quality data that may interfere with an ingrained habitual response pattern. You need to do better Mikey.

    William – March 28, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    As opposed to the “independent” (read: liberal) think tanks that support AGW.

    But again, Willy attacks the source, not the data, because he doesn’t have any way to interpret his data. Instead he goes to a Hansen source, a man who’s models are so convoluted that nobody has been able to replicate his methodology– mainly because he doesn’t release his methodology.

    But, if you look at my citations, you’ll note that the data cited comes from the NOAA. Unless they’re somehow a conservative think tank now, too. Spin that one, Willy. Spin it like an old mandolin.

    docattheautopsy – March 28, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    Yes I did look at your citation, from it was the following statement:

    “The combined global land and ocean surface temperature was the 16th warmest on record for the December 2007-February 2008 period…”

    And based on this, you, a scientist deduces:

    ” temperature of the earth is plummeting”

    Nice Mikey. Ditto what I said above. (I obviously can’t read… must be because I’m a hypocrite).

    A life is completely needed here , you must love to read or watch documentaries or sumfin , i bet you’ve been out of your house apart from school , wooooooooooooooooooooooooow you are not wanted on this site , it’s for people who know what i know that you knwo what i know ok?

    I was a part of roswell high aliens abducted me and gave me back safe and sound ,because i am well hard and i can drink 4 bottles of buckfast and absinthe without even bein drunk , my friends call me barracuda becuz i am hard as f*ck. I asbsalouetly love science thats my only downside in life I love snowballs and people with snowball head

    defintion , smal chap running about with peroxide hair ,

    I am going to the vendies now to buy a nutri grain bar , a packet of crisps , jaffa cakes , bacon butties , taters , creaters , £1.20 bap with butter on my roll , 2 tins of coke , 6 tins of fanta , a star bar, chomp bar , mars bar , GALAXY BAR!! , CAN YOU SEE THESE BARS REPRESENET THE BEUTIFUL WAYS OF SCIENCE???? , I LOVE GLUCOSE BAR AND PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME LOVE GATORADE FOR LIFE!!!

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