I know, not a lot of substance lately, so to make up for it.. more fluff in the form of Crown Royal-shooting Hillary
And my personal rendition of the new “3 AM Phone Call After a Few Shots of Crown”:
*Phone rings* *hand grabs for receiver, drops it twice, then picks it up*
HC: Whaddya want?
Chief of Staff: Madame President, we have a situation in South America.
HC: Well I’ve got a situation here! I need more BOOZE!
CoS: Um, can you repeat that?
HC: Youallthink… youallthink I’m too SOFT. Well, Jim beam think’s I’m nice and hard!
CoS: Madame President, what the hell does that mean?
HC: Hold on… *door opens* *pounding techno music and people shouting* Woooooo hoooo! Shots all around!
CoS: Madame President? I can barely hear you.
HC: Who’s the PREEZZZ? Oh..uhoh.. *Bleaarrrgghhhh*