A few friends and I in high school snuck in these little “Moo Chambers”. You turn it upside down, and a diaphragm inside the little cylinder makes a sound like a cow. We sat in strategic positions around the study hall and made little mooing sounds. It was a prank of extraordinary magnitude, and my detention for the matter was well deserved. I served happily.
Had I tried it in high school today, I’d be heading to jail.
Come on. Passing gas is an arrest-able offense? Fantastic. Stop serving sauerkraut to your kids, moms and dads! Don’t let your kids go to jail for farting!
Arresting for flatulence. I’m speechless.