I was a Teenage Criminal

A few friends and I in high school snuck in these little “Moo Chambers”.  You turn it upside down, and a diaphragm inside the little cylinder makes a sound like a cow.  We sat in strategic positions around the study hall and made little mooing sounds.  It was a prank of extraordinary magnitude, and my detention for the matter was well deserved.  I served happily.

Had I tried it in high school today, I’d be heading to jail.

Come on.  Passing gas is an arrest-able offense?  Fantastic.  Stop serving sauerkraut to your kids, moms and dads!  Don’t let your kids go to jail for farting!

Arresting for flatulence.  I’m speechless.


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