Inauguration Day

Inauguration Day, by Doc

At 7 in the morn
A lovely Tuesday began
I turned on the news
To hear about Iran.

Instead ’twas coverage
Of the Inauguration Day
Of Obama the Ascendant
Showing America “the Way”.

I flipped and I flipped
Almost spilling my joe
Could there be a news channel
without the coverage of O?

CNN to FOX to Headline News–
All on D.C. and the fest.
Even TBS, Noggin and Nick
I couldn’t find any rest!

I turned off the tube and
Made Cheerios my breakfast.
Little O’s stared back at me
Even my meal was messed!

I thought to myself
Solace in the internet there’ll be!
But Yahoo, Google, Memeorandum
All Obama– they betrayed me!

There is one place I knew
Where I could get away
One place Obama’s time
Could carry no sway.

I surfed and found it
Relieved and relaxed.
Internet pornography
My patience ne’er be taxed.

I sat back with a grin
The vixen greeting her beau
Then terror gripped me
She said, “Hi, President ‘O’!”

I shut down my lappy
Calling in sick to my work.
I crawled into bed
Before I did go berserk.

Finally a calm did come
That Wednesday after all
“Four years of peace
Before another Inauguration Ball.”


1 Response to “Inauguration Day”

  1. January 20, 2009 at 8:18 am

    Obama-nation is almost here. A truly historic day. The world watches.

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