The Allahpundit Drinking Game

AP at HotAir linked in the headlines to the Glen Beck drinking game. Just testimony to Beck’s “arrival” when a drinking game is named after him.

So, wanted to draft up an Allahpundit Drinking Game.

1-Drink Events:

  • Any time a headline is posted with the word “Finally!”
  • Any time a headline is posted with the word “Heartache!”
  • Any time a headline/blog article is posted with the word “Obligatory”
  • Any time AP scribes a post involving Sarah Palin.
  • Any time the caption on the Blog or Top Picks reads “nuance”.
  • Any time AP posts a headline or blog article about atheism.
  • Any headline that just says, “Dude!”
  • Any post with the read-meat pic.
  • Any post that says, “Hmmmm”
  • Anytime the Fox News Sexpert is linked
  • Anytime “beta-male” is mentioned in the headlines.
  • Anytime a headline reads “Good News!”
  • Anytime a headline reads “Civilization Ends!”

2-Drink Events:

  • Any Kristen Powers post by AP (can be changed once he gets a new crush).
  • Any post referring to Michelle Malkin as “The Boss”
  • Any time AP links to Ace or Vodkapundit (let’s face it, there’s alcohol involved there somewhere)
  • Any time AP publishes an atheism post with a picture of Hitchens. (replaces the 1 drink event)
  • Any time a post has “The Mushroom Cloud”
  • Any time Ed updates an AP post.
  • Any time AP updates an Ed post.

Full Drink events:

  • Any time there’s an appearance of the humpbot.
  • Any time there’s a link to the Autopsy.
  • Any time MM updates an AP post.
  • Any time Rush Limbaugh refers to AP as a “kook”

UPDATE: Wow, this has really taken off.  Thanks for all the input!  I wanted to address a few questions.  1)  If we do this for real one day, AP cannot know the day nor the hour.  Otherwise we invite toxic alcohol syndrome.  2)  I love AP, Ed, and HotAir.  I didn’t make this to slam AP, but to show that he’s just as important as Glen Beck.  (Is that a compliment?)  3)  The list can’t get too long.  And requiring a hit for “Exit Question” would simply increase the number of people on the Liver Transplant List.

That being said, if you play this, drink responsibly!  Get a designated driver!  Don’t do anything stupid!

There.  I think I’m covered.


35 Responses to “The Allahpundit Drinking Game”

  1. 1 METOO
    March 28, 2009 at 11:48 am

    How about everytime AP headlines a post with “The Obligatory Post” or “The Semi-Obligatory Post”?

  2. 2 docattheautopsy
    March 28, 2009 at 11:54 am

    Of course! How could I forget!

  3. 4 jaleach
    March 28, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    You forgot any headline that says “Hmmmmm”.

  4. 6 sherlcok
    March 28, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    Okay, let’s quit screwing around…

    … any time there is a picture of Obama that shows a halo effect.

  5. 7 chandlerepp
    March 28, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    I love it! Absolutely love it… Like your thinking and creativity

  6. 9 jbenson2
    March 28, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    Excellent response. Allahpundit is getting a bit boring with his constant left wing articles. I am surprised that Hot Air continues to support his delusional rants.

  7. 10 George Orwell
    March 28, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    Two suggestions… one drink for any posts comprised of one sentence and a video link. One drink for any post mocking a conservative’s appearance in the media.

    On second thought, that would mean non-stop drinking. Maybe this isn’t such a good idea.

  8. 11 AW1 Tim
    March 28, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    From that list, it looks like I’ll be well-soaked on a daily basis. Not that I would mind, mind you. Or need an excuse. But this works…

  9. 12 eddiebear
    March 28, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    what about a “second look at Teh Fred?”?

  10. 13 fiatboomer
    March 28, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    Howzabout Anytime Allah links David Frum or Kathleen Parker, then two more drinks if something from that link becomes quote of the day?

  11. 14 Dr. Robotnik
    March 28, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    Doesn’t this mean there is at least one required drink everytime Allah posts? This could get expensive and/or drain any liquor cabinet by the end of the week. If not the day.

  12. March 28, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    It has become abundantly clear that Allahpundit has a serious crush on Sarah Palin. Sure he tries to cover it up with snide remarks and elitist “holier than though” comments, but its pretty obvious to anyone with a brain. He’s like the annoying boy in school who is constantly picking on and bugging the cute girl in class for the amusement of others, when in reality he is trying to hide the fact he has a mad crush on her and sits at home every night masturbating to her yearbook picture.

  13. 16 Chango Butt
    March 28, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    Who the hell is Allapundit ??

  14. March 28, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    The “nuance” one is the one I find tiresome. But I’ve never seen Malkin update either Ed’s or AllahP’s posts. And I had thought that Ed also referred to Michelle as “the boss.”

    Mostly, I worry that those two don’t seem to get weekends off at all, or take any vacations whatsoever. It’s not that I CARE about them having nervous breakdowns, mind you: only that if they do, it will adversely affect MY ability to consume news.

  15. 18 tiger7_88
    March 28, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    Dude, how many drinks for each “exit question”?

  16. 19 N.O'Really
    March 28, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    “…or something.”

  17. 20 trace9r
    March 28, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    I’ve been waiting for this post all MY LIFE!! I reduced my visits to Hot Air cuz AP was bringing me down with all his snarky, on-the-fence, liberal spit-balling. I’m surprised MM gives him the keys to the place and lets him alone in there. Guy’s a lot of dead weight.

  18. 21 Schweggie
    March 28, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    No hits for freaky-deaky lifesize Female Japanese robots posts?! That’s outrageously outrageous!!

  19. 22 liberrcocky
    March 28, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    I think “freaky-deaky” itself should be shot worthy

  20. 23 TMK
    March 28, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    Perhaps a drink for every post AP makes under his own blog?

  21. March 28, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    A whole pint when he tries to get drunk himself, as when he tried to find out if getting drunk would make him shout anti-semitic slurs, like Mel Gibson.

  22. 25 sulla
    March 28, 2009 at 11:56 pm

    How many drinks do we take for “[]’s got a fevah and the only prescription is more []” ?

  23. 26 Corona
    March 29, 2009 at 4:01 am

    You want a Real drinking game? NARN & Ed Morrisseys’ bald head gracing three headlines in a row.

  24. 27 okathleen
    March 29, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    Like Oh My God – it was amazing.

    But it wasn’t…


  25. 28 di butler
    March 30, 2009 at 7:42 am

    At first I thought it was just me, and I was thinking AP was getting snarkier, but after Palin showed up, all bets were off! I still like some of his posts, and ED is pretty good, but I hear a lot of ppl saying in other blogs that they got turned off of HA by AP, which is a shame. I was going to say his “I’ve got a feevah” line, but someone beat me to it. New obsession seems to be that twit Meghan McCain. Lots of those lately. Can’t someone help him get laid by a true conservative girl? Also, he is either gay or wants to be, cause that is one massive man crush he has on Hitchens. He even links to Chrunchy (in da head) Con, Rod Dreher a good bit. Yikes! What is his beef with the Beckster? I think he’s a hoot! I watched him on the sucktastic HNN. Also like his radio show. Anyhoo, great list, good site, I found you through Ace’s place.

  26. 29 thesheikhdown
    March 31, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    Love it man.

  27. 30 Glenn
    April 4, 2009 at 10:26 am

    Surely any item mentioning Obama’s latest tax increase would be worth a shot or two.

  28. 31 Ken
    May 5, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    How about a drink every time AP, after an especially bleak post, counsels surrender?

  29. November 10, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    HA! Hilarious!

    I want to play this game immediately!

  30. 33 Californai
    April 14, 2013 at 10:35 pm

    And this week is one great way to protect the grape
    vines against strong winds and other harsh weather conditions.

    By definition resources are the Niois Salad and Ratatouille.
    Fortunately there are endless accessories available on the first bowl or two, that would be glad to buy it again.

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