AP at HotAir linked in the headlines to the Glen Beck drinking game. Just testimony to Beck’s “arrival” when a drinking game is named after him.
So, wanted to draft up an Allahpundit Drinking Game.
- Any time a headline is posted with the word “Finally!”
- Any time a headline is posted with the word “Heartache!”
- Any time a headline/blog article is posted with the word “Obligatory”
- Any time AP scribes a post involving Sarah Palin.
- Any time the caption on the Blog or Top Picks reads “nuance”.
- Any time AP posts a headline or blog article about atheism.
- Any headline that just says, “Dude!”
- Any post with the read-meat pic.
- Any post that says, “Hmmmm”
- Anytime the Fox News Sexpert is linked
- Anytime “beta-male” is mentioned in the headlines.
- Anytime a headline reads “Good News!”
- Anytime a headline reads “Civilization Ends!”
- Any Kristen Powers post by AP (can be changed once he gets a new crush).
- Any post referring to Michelle Malkin as “The Boss”
- Any time AP links to Ace or Vodkapundit (let’s face it, there’s alcohol involved there somewhere)
- Any time AP publishes an atheism post with a picture of Hitchens. (replaces the 1 drink event)
- Any time a post has “The Mushroom Cloud”
- Any time Ed updates an AP post.
- Any time AP updates an Ed post.
Full Drink events:
- Any time there’s an appearance of the humpbot.
- Any time there’s a link to the Autopsy.
- Any time MM updates an AP post.
- Any time Rush Limbaugh refers to AP as a “kook”
UPDATE: Wow, this has really taken off. Thanks for all the input! I wanted to address a few questions. 1) If we do this for real one day, AP cannot know the day nor the hour. Otherwise we invite toxic alcohol syndrome. 2) I love AP, Ed, and HotAir. I didn’t make this to slam AP, but to show that he’s just as important as Glen Beck. (Is that a compliment?) 3) The list can’t get too long. And requiring a hit for “Exit Question” would simply increase the number of people on the Liver Transplant List.
That being said, if you play this, drink responsibly! Get a designated driver! Don’t do anything stupid!
There. I think I’m covered.